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im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
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Makes sense
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salad
oh salad I love you
it means never give up
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Well back to the ol SBucks
printed out a billion resumes and then got hired on the first place I went where I wasnt even looking for a job. oh the irony. Anywho its good because I get to work with my friends and not be bored all summer hooray! but I also take a 3 dollar/hour decrease in pay. oh well no yacht for me. In other news yay Sens! Also saw an old friend today it was funny/weird.
irrelevant to anything bye
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If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
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when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you
yeah the throne
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‘You Lookin’ at Me?’
Credit: © Piotr Naskrecki
The satanic leaf-tailed gecko (Uroplatus phantasticus) is the smallest of 12 species of bizarre-looking leaf-tailed geckos. The nocturnal creature has extremely cryptic camouflage so it can hide out in forests in Madagascar. This group of geckos is found only in primary, undisturbed forests, so their populations are very sensitive to habitat destruction. Large Uroplatus species have more teeth than any other living terrestrial vertebrate species.
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